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	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This comfortable tee carries a wink and a nod for anyone who’s weathered the sudden heat, sweat, and unstoppable laughter that comes with midlife changes. The worn-effect badge reads “Hot Flash Survivor” with a playful ‘Husband Division’ subline — bold, honest, and a little cheeky. It’s a soft, lightweight shirt that sits easily in casual rotation: pair it with jeans for a living-room laugh, wear it to a low-key meet-up with friends who get it, or slip it on for a weekend errand run when you want a conversation starter. The muted, vintage-inspired print keeps the mood warm rather than flashy, so the message lands with humor and heart instead of brashness. This shirt is for people who prefer authenticity over pretense — those who want to own their stories and smile while doing it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Durable, high-quality prints (DTG body prints; DTF for sleeve/inner neck labels)
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors